As those social media posts have mentioned, there are two wolves inside of you. These two wolves are part of a captive breeding programme. We hope one day to release them into the wild. For now, do not move them. Please. I know that one of them is evil and the other is good, but if you are able to, please feed them both equally. Our hope is that they breed and become normal wolves. From there, we hope to reintroduce them to such places as the Alps and the Highlands.

We will send you a cuddly toy and updates after they have gone into the wild. For now keep the two wolves inside of you alive.

The Global Wolf Reintroduction Programme (GRIP) thanks you for your service.

Conan Roberts