While celebrating the anniversary of victory against, what China calls, ‘the war of Japanese aggression’, Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping’s were caught discussing non-state matters. All the leaders of the Axis of Upheaval gathered for the 80th anniversary, and watched China display their military prowess.

While in private, their microphones picked up their secret conversations. Putin asked Xi what he thought about his new BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) and whether he would consider getting one. Xi admitted he was “sceptical” but spoke highly of his “new lip fillers which popped like a baby in a bubble bath”.

Putin’s interpreter struggled to accurately translate his simile, however, Putin got the message and commented that they looked “kissable”.

Some giggling was heard, and Putin said that Xi was blushing. Xi responded saying “they say those BBLs can extend your life by 50 years”.

Putin responded, “I’d wait 500 years to make you laugh like that again”.

It’s rare to see these powerful dictators speak in such a relaxed atmosphere, however no one can deny the beauty botox can bring.

Trump responded on Truth social saying : “Come on Vlad, Xi’s Lip fillers are FAKE and GROSS. My BBL is like Bolsonaro, pure Brazilian and great. Maybe I should put a tariff on Botox going through China. SAD!”

Fergus Alratto