About Slice of Beef

Founded sometime in the Common Era, Slice of Beef is a testament to the difficulty of finding an original name for something. Literally every other naming idea we had had already been claimed by a band, food blog, or prisoner dating service.

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Legal disclaimer

This satirical website does not publish factual information; every article has been made up by some twenty-something year olds who still live at home.

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AI “creativity” is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of, and we will NEVER use AI to write articles or make images for this website. All images posted to this site will be made the old-fashioned way: poorly traced in MS Paint or chopped together in a free online version of Photoshop. The site is coded so that if any AI generated work is published it will automatically post the names and addresses of our staff as well as links to discounted metal baseball bats and an invitation to come and beat us to death.