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$5,000 Trump promise recalled due to ‘reasonable probability of salmonella contamination’ – FDA
Following on from President Trump’s promise at the GOP midterm convention to give every citizen $5,000 if the Republicans retain… READ MORE
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MASSIVE MISUNDERSTANDING: Dover protesters actually just Greek Orthodox monks who got lost
Various less-informed news organisations such as the Telegraph and the BBC reported that a large anti-migrant protest took place in… READ MORE
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“I see what you mean, but you should still stop eating!” – Meta AI glasses integrate 2015 Tumblr blog
Not all sources of life advice are made equal, and with Kylie Jenner and the rest of the bourgeoisie promoting… READ MORE
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Will they kiss: Rupert Lowe and Nigel Farage
They were ready to take on woke together. Strong, silent Lowe and bubbly outspoken Farage. They were unstoppable together, emptying… READ MORE
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Panicked impressionists rush to perfect their Northern accent as Andy Burnham becomes Prime Minister
One morning last week, I was having an oat milk latte in my favourite coffee shop, on a street of… READ MORE
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Count Binface’s turbulent career is about to face its latest test, a by-election against a joke candidate from Earth
Count Binface has been under pressure as leader of the Count Binface party; his unsuccessful campaign in Makerfield, Earth and… READ MORE
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Due to inflation Panic Master’s have become Panic PhDs
The last few years have seen incredibly high rates of inflation that have been steadily seeping into every side of… READ MORE
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Putin And Xi CAUGHT ON HOT MIC talking about BBLs and Buccal Fat Reduction
While celebrating the anniversary of victory against, what China calls, ‘the war of Japanese aggression’, Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping’s… READ MORE
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New documents reveal how Lyndon B Johnson got nickname ‘El BJ’
Fresh documents released by the White House have revealed that 36th President of the United States Lyndon B Johnson earned… READ MORE
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